there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
A bitchslap is in order.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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