Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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