I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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