It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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