my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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