champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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