I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
