You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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