When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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