I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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