just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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