well I can't set my house on fire every night
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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