Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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