love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
