And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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