are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize