There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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