i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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