i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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