bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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