I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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