do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
is wine microwaveable?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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