She's JV to your varsity
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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