How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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