Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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