Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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