So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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