i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
