you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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