Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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