Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sext me about skeletons
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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