I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im having a threesome with these popsicles
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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