Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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