we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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