I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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