first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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