Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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