Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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