His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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