I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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