summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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