Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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