Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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