I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
