You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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