One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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