chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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