Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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