We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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