I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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