can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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