I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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